12/04/2018

Sometimes, when you’re trying to define “who you are” -a good place to start is who you’re NOT.

Fact #1: I’m not a photographer. .

Can I click and shoot? -Yeah.

Do I know how to capture the love between two song-birds on the eve of a fresh snow? -HECK NO!

And even though I inhale some of that “whoo-hoo” junkie stuff like “oh little daughter, once you pick up a paintbrush, you are a painter.”

I now have 33 years worth of self awareness and know that I will never be Anne Geddes (isn’t that the one that takes pictures of kids in flowers?) Apparently I’m not a historian EITHER.

Whatever. .

Fact #2: My writing comes with PLENTY of mistakes.

If you are my high school english teacher, (sorry Mr. C) I think you’d be horrified at how many misteaks I make when I write.

I guess it shouldn’t BE TOO surprising- because I once forgot to turn in [page 3] of a 5 page paper.

But in all honesty, I HATED writing papers, and english was always my worst subject- so I didn’t write. Now that I can write how I talk and express myself in a different form, I actually ENJOY it. My apologies to Mr. Melville and Mr. Baldwin-

I am a “grammer-ists” WURST nightmare. .

And lastly,

Fact #3: I’m NO Fitness fashionista.

(I know, I’ll wait for a second while you all have time to ‘gather’ yourself)

but it’s true.

88% of my clothes are either used, or from high school.

The fact that none of my jobs (PTA, Fitness instructor, Mom and canvas painter) DON’T require me TO dress up-

helps my cause.

AND frankly, I could care less (although my mom STILL PRAYS for me until this day--that I’ll “use a comb” or take more than “6 seconds to get ready” she knows that there’s a good chance of me becoming the next pope than spending 7 minutes “powdering my nose”)

wait - does that mean ‘go poop?” WHOOOPS!

ANYWAY. .

@brenebrown says that “clear is kind”

And I want to be straight up with you all from the get go.

So I’ll let you down easy.

I AIN’T posting pretty pics, I SUCK at proper comma usage and 99% of the time I look like a sewer rat in a headband going to a family christmas party-

BUT.

BUT.

If you’re here to feel good, laugh occasionally and get randomly inspired→

then you are in the right place