01/11/2019

Before I start posting all this stuff about how “a photo in a bikini” doesn’t define your worth-I want to show you this.

I want to stay AHEAD of the press/media. .

They can be BRUTAL, and when I hit the big time, I don’t want this photo of me popping up with the headline: “woman who says her body doesn’t define her- caught posing IN A BIKINI with a knee board thinking it was a surf board in 3rd grade!”

I think that would for sure end my career, so I’m going to play defense.

Anyway- hope this gave you a Friday morning laugh.

Some notes:

1) Googling “stock photos of women standing next to surfboards” is a low point in my life.

2) I started the skinny arm trend

3) J.K. Rowling got the idea for Harry’s glasses bc she saw mine

4) those are LA GEAR shorts- and I’m sure I had LA LOOKS gel in my hair.

And lastly,

5) you’re welcome.