05/03/2019

Listen up ladies-
I got some advice on what to wear on your next tinder date!
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1) bring your own fake flowers from home- it sends the message “I’m complete before I met you- flowers are just a bonus.”
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2) sunglasses over prescription glasses says, “I’m practical- but not willing to spend money on frivolous things such as transition lenses.
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3) an apple core necklace- bc when they ask about it, you say “how do you like DEM apples?” And then don’t mention it there after.
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4) your fathers leather driving gloves. They serve two purposes- keeping your hands warm, AND saying “I’m ready to be in a high speed chase if need be.”
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5) loofahs? B/c yeah? Not sure about that one.
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And @tiffanysue - straight GQ material right there.
Gold-
Pure gold.
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Tag a friend who needs to laugh today!